Thought for the day: speed skates are hard. They are hard to put on, even harder to get off, and while they’re on, they are simply hard. I’m sure there is a reason for this, since Bont skates are what all the pros use. But wouldn’t it be nicer to feel like your feet are cocooned in marshmallows? I think I will add this to my LONG list of patent ideas: “Marshmallow Brand Speed Skate Inserts.”
Side note: I come up with patent ideas all the time. My husband, Dr. James, actually has a handful of patents that are both hard to pronounce, and have no practical application. My patent ideas, on the other hand, have broad appeal and I think would make us rich. James strongly disagrees and to date, has not helped me patent anything. My patent ideas include, and I can’t give too many away: a motorized widget to turn my hanging plants. Or: an attic fan powered by a solar panel. They actually have that last one, but I did think of it on my own.
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